The award-winning voice of North Cobb High School in Kennesaw, Georgia.

The Chant
The award-winning voice of North Cobb High School in Kennesaw, Georgia.

The Chant
The award-winning voice of North Cobb High School in Kennesaw, Georgia.

The Chant
The second shuttle to “Stupid Island” arrives, showcasing the first island where people detained by the Idiot Deportation and Isolation Objective Trump (IDIOT) Agency will reside. This new policy looks promising to those who have little tolerance for ignorance and big goals for society. “I was arrested a few days ago because I had 12 items in my shopping cart at the ‘10 items or less’ checkout line in Kroger. The island doesn’t seem that bad, I’ll just be surrounded by morons. I’m expecting my mother in-law to show up sooner or later,” IDIOT detainee John Hiller said.

Welcome to Stupid Island

Esteban Alarcon, Copy Editor
April 1, 2019
NC plans to commence construction this summer and finish before the 2019-2020 school year begins. With new hand sanitizer dispensers that will rid the buildings of large amounts of paper towel supply, the school will save thousands on water expenses and paper towel orders, leaving more money to fund other projects at NC, like football.

NC goes green…ish

Angela Canales, Reporter, Photographer
April 1, 2019
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