In recent weeks, students around campus claim to have seen a strange group of individuals wearing cloaks and walking suspiciously fast. After a further investigation, students learned about NC’s secret society. The group made up only of teachers, exists to continue traditions set before them.

“I saw them walking in the courtyard.  I was just hoping they wouldn’t make me take out my airpods,” junior Jailan Rufus said.

In order to become a full time member, potential members must face an intense initiation process. Initiation activities include giving a midterm, not bumping up grades, and eating school lunch for a week. Plenty try, and plenty fail. The rigorous initiation truly puts teachers to the test. They call themselves the plastics. President of the society, NC Principal, Matt Moody, decides who stays and who goes. 

“Who are the plastics? They’re teacher royalty. If North Cobb was US Weekly, they’d always be on the cover,” AP World History teacher Jeffery Bettis said.

Last week, students reported a sighting. They saw teachers sneaking out of the building (after hours) to grade… you guessed it, late work! Students saw this and the outrage has caused a strike on campus. Suspected group members face the students’ wrath as paper balls, pens and pencils fly in the teacher’s direction. Students also refuse to attend class and decide to walk on the wrong side of the hallways.

“First they give a random midterm? Then they don’t grade our work on time? We as students deserve better,” junior Kiana Hawley said.

Since the riots began, the society disappeared. Suspected members, including Principal Moody, sit locked away in their classrooms and offices. Will they ever leave? The world may never know.  

April Fool’s, you fool!

XOXO,

The Chant