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As seen in the photograph, Jeff Bezos recognizes Matt Moody for his hard work and promotes him from Principal of NC to CEO of Amazon. “This was born for me, I do not understand why I didn’t receive it earlier. Now is better than never and I can’t wait to get my hands on… everything,” said Moody.

NC Principal takes over Amazon

Elyssa Abbott, Editor-in-chief
April 1, 2021
Lainey Devlin

Why schools should require Heelys

Lainey Devlin
April 1, 2021
Caption: A new trend begins to sweep the nation, and critics refer to it as “the best trend in history”. Members of society should all ditch their hair to reclaim their inner beauty and save money this spring and summer season. If our society works together this trend can become the new beauty standard.

Save money, go bald

Hannah Cuthbertson, Reporter
April 1, 2021
Hot air balloons all over the world continue to disappear with no trace. The mysterious hot air balloon thief will keep stealing unless someone stops them. Everyone should stop doing their schoolwork to focus on keeping their balloons safe during this time, since not much information about the culprit exists. Stay safe and stay alert. Students of NC should remember to keep their pink sprinkles on hand at all times.

Mysterious hot air balloon thief

Hannah Cuthbertson, Reporter
April 1, 2021
NC’s Tik Tok House: The Warrior Nation Cave racks up a following of 135.3M people after its first month on the app. The house continues to explore the possibilities of the Tik Tok realm as members embrace their second month as a Tik Tok content creator house participant. “This past month has been so eventful and rewarding, I have met so many friends through the Warrior Nation Cave,” WNC senior Addie Ray said.

NC embraces the Warrior Nation Cave

Amber Roldan, Features Editor
April 1, 2021
Every four years, the Olympics offers people the opportunity to come together and cheer on their country in their favorite sports. For the first time, the upcoming Olympic Games will feature a new event: TikTok. With the attention that TikTok received in recent years, the Olympic Committee took the opportunity to add it to the games. In doing so, they fulfill the desire to host part of the games virtually during the COVID-19 pandemic and increase much needed ticket sales.

TikTok takes over the Olympics

Chancelor Gordon
April 1, 2021
Caption: Mr. Rogers acquired a large fan base during his time, and still remains an icon. While his persona remained sweet on the outside, he affiliated himself with the Illuminati and used his platform to mold the minds of young children; hopefully creating new future members. Mr. Rogers showed true evil genius tendencies.

Mr. Rogers: Secret member of the Illuminati

Hannah Cuthbertson, Reporter
April 1, 2021
North Cobb student Flance Borgenstein celebrates after hearing the announcement that NCHS will participate in the upcoming Scottish Highland Games. The games themselves date back hundreds of years to ancient scottish and celtic clan traditions and rituals.

NC team to participate in Highland Games

Dominik Perez, Entertainment Editor
April 1, 2021
The Chant recently created a vaccine to fight off the COVID-19 virus. The vaccine currently exists as the most effective vaccine compared to Johnson and Johnson, Pfizer, and the Moderna vaccines. People no longer need to worry about contracting and spreading COVID-19.

The Chant combats COVID-19: New vaccine

Marissa Amorose, Reporter
April 1, 2021
As more and more details on NC’s various sports cults become uncovered, the student’s who escaped with both mental and physical damage speak out against the inhumane treatment they experienced. From nonstop volleyball tournaments with no food, water, or bathroom breaks, to physical violence during practice, students express their anguish towards NC cult leaders. “Every day I felt tormented. Do I quit or continue to endure the physical and emotional pain? Finally, I decided to leave. Best decision I’ve ever made,” Only Net member James Courier said.

NC Secretive Sports Cults over the past 20 years

Hannah Luck, Archives Editor
April 1, 2021
New students to NC will learn to accept the extraterrestrial reality that surrounds NC’s history. The most recent UFO sighting at NC happened on February 24, 2021. During that time, numerous faculty reported Principal Moody’s disappearance from his office over a few minutes’ time. Meanwhile, witnesses and people outside the school noticed the UFO hovering over the front office around the same time.

NC alien invasions over the past 20 yrs

Elijah Pacis, Reporter
April 1, 2021
Elijah Pacis

Why Elon Musk should step away from Tesla

Elijah Pacis, Reporter
April 1, 2021
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