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Students spotted UFOs above NC today. As the aircraft hung there ominously in the sky, people in the surrounding areas have begun to worry. Their purpose for being there remains unknown although some speculate it relates to the notorious cockroach whisper. “They’re finally here. They’re here for him. Oh boy.” senior Zach Willaims said.

Cockroach whisperer at NC

April 1, 2020

With pollution levels at an all-time high, an NC club started an initiative to help lower this problem. From vending machines to lunchrooms, students started to tackle the problem by eating it. “I actually don’t mind it, I’m eating snacks all the time and as far as I know plastic has zero calories so this isn’t really doing anything to me,” NC sophomore Arty Fischel said.

Beware the plastic: NC students eat plastic in efforts to save the turtles

March 31, 2020

The phrase “global warming” reminds us all of the inviolability of the planet we call home. The Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC) advises those who want to help lessen the effects of global warming to do their part by reducing their individual carbon footprint. The NRDC says people can buy energy-efficient appliances for their home, or reduce their emissions by using public transportation and carpooling when possible, but why bother? Scientists can not even prove that this global warming thing actually exists. Why should we turn our lives upside down for a problem we do not need to fix?

Why I’m okay with global warming

March 31, 2020

Journalism students on The Chant staff of 1957 predicted the novel crisis of the coronavirus in 2020. The paper, written anonymously, described how the disease would pose a dangerous risk to the elderly. NC students remain shocked at the accuracy of the prediction. “I think it’s crazy how something written so long ago is predicting what’s happening now. I don’t really think that this is a coincidence but I don’t know any other explanation for it,” NC senior Nadia Aidan said.

1955 edition of The Chant predicts 2020 coronavirus pandemic

March 31, 2020

“Yes, the rumors are true. Unlike the alleged pool on the roof of the Deal building that we tell all the freshmen about, the bomb shelter is real. Did we want students to know about it? Not really,” NC Principal Matthew Moody said. A recent perusal of The Chant’s archives revealed that the bomb shelter built during NC’s initial construction might still exist. “We don’t really know much about it though, so there’s not a lot I can tell you… no one has been down there in ages,” Moody said.

40 years ago: NC’s bomb shelter officially becomes defunct

March 31, 2020

Relationships resemble roller coasters. They either ride bumpy or smooth or both. Relationships might not always follow a clear and steady road, but they provide lessons and reveal aspects of yourself or your partner. Heartbreak remains inevitable but, there comes steps to avoid, relationships can never act easy.

A guide to a healthy relationship

March 31, 2020

Charli D’Amelio “steps” in

Working with the Tik Tok queen consists of hard work and high standards, as she demands nothing less than perfection from the NC step team. Charli D’Amelio practices “Renegade” over and over with the team until it looks Tik Tok worthy.

Elyssa Abbott, Editor-in-chief

March 31, 2020

Flaming Hot Cheetos have become one of the most popular options out of vending machines everywhere at NC. They hold a large amount of nutritional value due to their pure organic ingredients. Made from potatoes and seasoned with chili peppers, Hot Cheetos have proven more health benefits than other breakfast options.

Why Hot Cheetos are the best breakfast

March 31, 2020

Various customizable avatars gather together near a beach in the recent Nintendo Switch game Animal Crossing: New Horizons. In the midst of the recent COVID-19 outbreak, several NC seniors fear they may find themselves robbed of the ultimate senior year experience: Prom; to remedy this situation, several seniors decided to create a dedicated prom lobby in New Horizons as a way to give the class of 2020 a way to experience this once in a lifetime event.

NC students assemble to host senior prom online

March 31, 2020

The Warriors of the future connect with Warriors of the past with an artifact of NC history. The recently discovered NC time capsule that seemed long forgotten sparked great interest with current NC students. The unknown contents of the box remain a mystery and The Chant will tell you everything you need to know about what is inside. “I love boxing; Rocky Balboa is a lifelong hero. He personally trained me to beat that guy that’s in the boxing game on Wii Sports. So yeah, I’m definitely excited for the NC boxing team, and I’m gonna join the moment registration is up. Wait...what? OHHH you mean like a BOX box,” NC junior Hugh Lykejaz said.

Mysterious time capsule at NC *SHOCKING!!* (not clickbait)

March 31, 2020

The NC administration announced its new uniform policy Friday afternoon. The announcement sparked controversy among students, who remain unsure of how to feel about the enforced uniform policy beginning next fall. The new policy serves to help NC create school-wide unity and help inspire students to perform to the best of their ability academically, as well as in all aspects of their life. “While uniforms may seem like an abrupt change to students right now I know it will prove to be beneficial in the long run,” NC counselor Michelle Perlin said.

NC institutes mandated dress code beginning in fall

March 31, 2020

Men think they do not cause harm in modern society but the truth shows that they exist as the root of all the important issues of today. The popular opinion that “Men are trash” continues to come up every now and then to express the annoyance people feel about the way we act. “I definitely think they’re trash. In my many years of studying trash, I have never seen anything as vile as men. They are hot garbage, period. NOW SCRAM!” Sesame Street’s resident Trash expert, Oscar The Grouch said.

The difference between a dumpster and a man: Why men are trash (from the point of view of a man)

March 31, 2020

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