NC offers three culinary courses: Intro to Culinary, Culinary I and Culinary II. All students can take the intro class and advance through the levels. However, this system must change to an all-woman class because women belong in the kitchen. 

NC must require at least two levels of culinary class to graduate. This will prepare women for their lives as a house-wife and teach them how to prepare meals as future mothers and wives. Instead of only three levels, the class should offer eight, one for each semester if the female student wants to become an advanced wife by graduation. 

“It is my job to teach students how to work in the kitchen and prepare meals. I think the class should only be offered to girls because they belong in the kitchen. Girls becoming women need to learn how to provide for their husbands and kids,” culinary teacher Chelsea Bodenhammer said. 

This all-women class will show women of all ages that they belong in the kitchen. Teaching young girls this idea will not allow them to succumb to the influence of the “woke” population. Women need to become prepared for this lifestyle because if not, they will not become reliable candidates for marriage, and will remain single for the rest of their lives. 

This course will show young girls the traditional way women should act. This will resurface old traditions that women wanting to become independent abandoned. NC needs to enforce old ways and let women do the cooking and cleaning for their families. 

“I agree 100% with the idea of putting women back in their place. As a man, when I get home from a long day of work I expect dinner on the table and a clean house. After working to provide for my family, I think it’s only fair if my wife takes care of the kids and does the laundry, dishes, mop, vacuum and every other chore in my house,” senior Tyler Ross said. 

April Fools, you fool!

XOXO, 

The Chant