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The award-winning voice of North Cobb High School in Kennesaw, Georgia.

The Chant

The award-winning voice of North Cobb High School in Kennesaw, Georgia.

The Chant

The award-winning voice of North Cobb High School in Kennesaw, Georgia.

The Chant

The second shuttle to “Stupid Island” arrives, showcasing the first island where people detained by the Idiot Deportation and Isolation Objective Trump (IDIOT) Agency will reside. This new policy looks promising to those who have little tolerance for ignorance and big goals for society. “I was arrested a few days ago because I had 12 items in my shopping cart at the ‘10 items or less’ checkout line in Kroger. The island doesn’t seem that bad, I’ll just be surrounded by morons. I’m expecting my mother in-law to show up sooner or later,” IDIOT detainee John Hiller said.

Welcome to Stupid Island

Esteban Alarcon, Copy Editor
March 31, 2019
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