NC offers the most delicious and nutritious lunches in all of Cobb County. The diverse selection of cuisine in the cafeteria satisfies the taste buds of any food critic.

“I just don’t know how they do it. The chicken lo mein of North Cobb is to die for. I need to get the recipe. I just wish my restaurants could compare to the exquisite cuisine here at this marvelous school,” Multi-Michelin British chef Gordon Ramsay said.

Nachos:

Regardless of the fashion in which students choose to eat these tortilla rounds, the chunky cheese sauce to top it off adds an extraordinary flavor to the dish, leaving diners yearning for more.

Deli Sandwiches:

These freshly baked loafs filled with the toppings of choice appear mediocre but entice students to prepare for a crazy sandwich combination.

Chicken lo mein:

These flavorful noodles give students a taste of Asia as they undergo an out-of-this-world experience. Students rush into lines to purchase the delicacy before the cafeteria sells out for the day.

“We truly have a problem. I get emails and meetings all the time for students to try and change their schedule to get A-lunch, so they can get in line before the food sells out. It has gotten to a point where we have security in the lines to prevent serious altercations between students. Just last week we had paramedics arrive as a student was stepped on in an effort to get to the front of the lunch line,” administrator David Copperfield said.

While the lunchroom undergoes chaos as students stampede through, it remains quiet as students savor every last bite of their meals.

Pizza:

The handmade sauce and staff churned cheese pleases even the pickiest of eaters. James Beard presents the dish as “the best food creation since sliced bread.”

The best-seller receives its charred flavor from the brick grill. Students enjoy biting into their cheese-stringed slices.

“I love NC’s lunch, so I never bring my own lunch from home. I heard how good the food was here but unfortunately, I don’t live in the district. Luckily for me, I got into the magnet program, so I can enjoy North Cobb’s school lunch every day. However, this is my last year and I’m pretty bummed but I’ll be sure to visit often,” magnet senior Christopher Smith said.

Students and staff adore the delicious lunches and how NC truly makes its mark on the Acworth-Kennesaw community.

Happy April Fool’s, you fool!

XOXO

The Chant