Adam Kovel, Editor-in-Chief
The papers he submits are already edited... twice. He doesn't suggest article ideas, people suggest article ideas about him. He doesn't need cameras to take photos, he has paparazzi to take them for him. His colleagues insist to be called his inferiors. He is the Editor-in Chief for The Chant. His name is Adam Kovel. And he is the most interesting newsie in the world.
